I’m in the mood for some spam tonight.
Hey White legs ;)
Just a little something to brighten up your dash :)
Lulz from the Channel 101 Wiki.
If you think you’re funny, don’t tell people you’re funny. I was reading in the paper the other day a woman that described herself as “I’m a cracking blonde with an excellent sense of humour”. If you have to tell people you have a sense of humour, you have no fucking sense of humour. You might as well go, “I’m great on a date, and I lay there flat and rigid when anything happens.” People with a real sense of humour go, “Oh shit, you spilled wine all over me. Oh God you’re inside me, this is awesome.” They don’t tell you they have a fucking sense of humour. - Greg Proops
do you have that one ship that has completely ruined you and left you emotionally traumatized in every way possible for the rest of your life
or is that just me