I’m talking to my cousin on the phone and she goes, “Is your profile picture Whitney Houston?”

Guys.

This is my profile picture:

Me: NO! *dying of laughter* That’s Jeff!

Kailee: HOHHHHH. THAT’S JEFF?!

Me: Yes! It’s his senior photo. He had dreadlocks in high school.

Kailee: He’s a miniature Whitney Houston.

Me: HE IS NOT A WOMAN.

Help, guys. I can’t breathe.